Crisis with Momma

Apparently the sketch I did of Emmy Jo's Momma, Mary Jo, has caused a few of you to get giddy-- or in other words, "Thar be MILF lovers out thare!!! Arrrr..." (Sorry for the pirate talk...)

One Deviant who will remain nameless (his request) was impressed with Mary Jo's cleavage and wondered if she would have any wardrobe problems. I thought about that over the weekend:

I've always planned that Emmy's mom would be just a kid when she had her, so currently she's just 36 years old... I figure that once she became rich, she would dabble a bit with plastic surgery-- you know, a round of botox, a boob job to define the figure... she's a businesswoman who made a fortune making women look good, she would definitely show off her sexiness as the CEO of her company. So of course she would wear tight skirts, plunging necklines, etc...

As for wardrobe malfunctions, I'll probably leave that for her extroverted daughter, who should know better to wear skimpy outfits while fighting evil. But that wouldn't mean that Momma couldn't expose her assets here and there--

Over this weekend I came up with a multiple storyline concerning Mary Jo and her nemesis, Lawrence LaCóur, getting kidnapped by E.G.G., with Lawrence being the real target, and poor Mary Jo as the unfortunate tag-a-long... the Squad manages to save Lawrence right away, but much to Emmy Jo's horror, her poor Momma gets lost in the rescue and winds up getting captured by Shecky Montague and his crew of all people. The Squad gets to Shecky, but he's traded Mary Jo to Dr. Zalamanda for some supplies. Mary Jo manages to escape the Lizardmen, but ends up getting snagged by The Rook. Meanwhile, Emmy Jo is this close to a nervous breakdown, and the Squad has to keep an eye on her as they hop from villain to villain trying to find her Momma.

During all of this, Mary Jo, who's personality is very much like her daughter's (but with more tact) keeps putting her foot in her mouth as she is constantly getting on every villain's nerve-- especially when they find out she's the mother of "the crazy one with the guns"... Plus, with every jump from bad guy to bad guy, Mary Jo's wardrobe is getting smaller and smaller: she trades her blazer to an E.G.G. Minion for a chance to escape. The image above shows how the insane game show host loves to use his microphone to punish the buxom lady for having a daughter who loves to cause property damage to his cyborg "henchmodels" (most notably blowing off Dagmar's breasts every chance she gets). Not only does she lose her bustier, but ends up with a busted breast implant.

Zalamanda throws her to his Lizardmen for lunch, and one of them recognizes his cousin, whose skin made her boots. As she's being chased by vengeful Lizardmen, MJ loses her skirt and a boot in the process. So by the time she meets The Rook, she's down to her panties, a boot, a twisted ankle and a ruptured implant! It's not looking good for poor Momma...!